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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Maya Rodale, Romance Novelist

I am utterly amazed at those who manage to blog every day. Alas, my life is just not that interesting…most of the time. When it is, I’ll be writing all about my adventures and posting them here.

My Afternoon At The Palace

I stopped by Kensington Palace for a new exhibit called The Last Debutantes. The ritual of being presented at court and then embarking on a season and the marriage mart is something we Regency readers know all about. The tradition lasted until 1958, and the exhibit was about the process of preparation and lots and lots of parties.

A few of my favorite things:

1. I suspected there might be pretty dresses, and I was not disappointed. There was a gorgeous collection of gowns, as well as gentlemen’s clothes, and lots of ladies accessories (bras, shoes, handbags, stockings, gloves, compacts…)

2. A wall of “At Home” cards and invitations. Stunning. Enviable handwriting.

3. An instructional video on how to curtsey and a mirror to practice in front of.

4. Learning the slang. I actually got out my notebook to write these down.
FU: Financially Unsound
MTF: Must Touch Flesh (They did not explain why one used this phrase. Any ideas?)
NSIT: Not Safe In Taxis. (This, of course, referred to certain “gentlemen.”)
VVSITPQ: Very Very Safe In Taxis Probably Queer!

Because it was included in the admission price, my friend and I also checked out the rest of the place. The State Rooms were exactly what you would expect—very large, and very ornately decorated. More interesting to me were rooms created to resemble a modiste and a tailor’s shop. The modiste room was so dim (as it would have been in days of yore) that I practically got a migraine from looking at the embroidery, let alone actually creating it. The best part of the tailor’s shop was touching bolts of fabric that the gent’s garments were made of (surprisingly soft). Gotta love how no outfit was complete without a sword.

And one last favorite thing: the gift-shop.

Wild Wild West!

One of these days, I might just switch to writing westerns, because I love the American West (and the cowboys, of course). My family does too, so we recently spent a week on a ranch in Wyoming.

I was lucky to go horseback riding every day. We saw a lot of wildlife on each ride, mostly deer and pronghorn antelope. But I also came upon an elk about 20 feet away (they are huge!) and my horse and I startled a baby elk (awww!). Rode by bison, too. We rode by a wolf on the first day—I did not like the way she was checking us out, and I was glad we took the long way around. Rumor is that she was guarding two little pups. The highlight of the whole trip was galloping through the sagebrush fields and riding through Snake River.

When I wasn’t riding (or watching my baby sister so my parents could go riding), I was learning skeet shooting. I had visions of being like one of those heroines with a gift for weaponry and exceptional aim. Alas, I am not. Wes and Renee, my teachers, said that “if I were any more off, I’d be on,” meaning that I was consistently thisclose to hitting the pigeon. Just need more practice, I guess.

A trip out west wouldn’t be complete without a night at the rodeo. There is calf roping, barrel racing, the bucking broncos and, of course, bull riding. One of the wranglers at the ranch used to be in the rodeo and he told me a great phrase about it—“it’s not if or when you get hurt, it’s when and how bad.” There were no injuries at the rodeo we attended, thank goodness. I tried to take pictures of the cowboys and livestock, particularly the horses galloping around the ring. The one that says it all is a trail of dust after a horse sprinted past. (I would post this, and other pictures, if I had the one cord I need to upload photos, instead of four that I don’t need.)

But even though I love it out west, I’m still sticking with Regency romances for now. I’ll be in London next week, and blogging about all the regency romance related sites I can get to. Bond Street, Rotten Row, Number 5 Bruton Street…

Isabo Kelly Answers My Questions

Isabo Kelly is an author of sci-fi, paranormal and fantasy romance novels, and she’s a friend and fellow member of RWA NYC. Isabo also has a Ph. D in animal behavior, and knows lots of weird facts about animal sex. She graciously agreed to answer my same six questions, even though she’s got a baby on the way, and two new releases this month!

1. If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Super speed was my first thought, but then I decided teleportation would be better. I’d love to be able to teleport to wherever I want to go without the hassle of planes, trains and automobiles. To get there and back in the blink of an eye? Brilliant!

2. Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
This one is tough as I have several depending on the genre. JD Robb’s Roarke is the first to come to mind, but probably because he’s Irish. Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre; Simon Basset, Duke of Hastings from Julia
 Quinn’s The Duke and I; and Miles Vorkosigan from Lois McMaster Bujold’s
Vorkosigan series all come in close seconds. If we’re including movies, though, Han Solo wins hands down. ☺

3. What is one of your most romantic moments?
My hubby and I have had quite a few. When I asked him what he considered our most romantic moment, his first suggestion was seeing the Grand Canyon together—which led us into a list of all the romantic moments we’ve had on trips together (like walking around Florence, Italy after dinner and cruising down the Nile in Egypt). But I think the most romantic moment for me was that moment when he walked into the registry office in Dublin on our wedding day and got his first good look at me all decked out in my white dress with my hair all done up in curls. His eyes got wide and he said, “Wow.” And I couldn’t stop grinning for the rest of the day.

4. Of the places you’ve traveled to, which is your favorite?
I should probably say Ireland since I lived there for so long. And it does rank up there as one of the best places I’ve ever been. But I’d have to say Italy is probably my most favorite travel destination—anywhere in Italy is brilliant, but I have a particular soft spot for Florence and Venice.

5. What’s your most used curse word?
Just one? LOL I’ve got three Irish inspired ones that I use all the time—feck, bugger, and balls. But if I had to pick a favorite, I’d say “fuck” wins; it’s so versatile and can be used to great affect in almost any situation. I don’t use it as often as the other three, but it’s my favorite.

6. Please take a moment of shameless self-promotion:
Well, if you insist. I’ve got a new science fiction romantica novel out from Ellora’s Cave on June 13th—SIREN SINGING. Very hot and sexy, and it should be the first of a five book series. I also have a fantasy romance called LADY OF THE HERD being released this month from Crescent Moon Press. You can also read a small prose poem of mine—Sings the Forest—for free at Crescent Moon Press now. And later this year, Samhain Publishing will be re-releasing my first published novel, a science fiction romance called THE PROMISE OF KIERNA’RHOAN. You can visit my website, www.isabokelly.com, for other currently published books, free short stories, pictures and other random bits.

Julia Quinn Answers My Questions

The incomparable Julia Quinn agreed to help launch a new feature on my blog—The Same Six Questions I Always Ask. Check out her sweet and funny answers and then buy her latest release The Lost Duke Of Wyndham.

1. If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Invisibility.

2. Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Jane Austen. (Does she count? She created fiction.)

3. What is one of your most romantic moments?
After I sobbed my way through my own wedding, my husband said to me, “You
know I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world, but YOU won’t
like your make-up right now.”

4. Of the places you’ve traveled to, which is your favorite?
I’m hoping it will turn out to be the Amalfi Coast, where I’m spending a
month this summer.

5. What is your most used curse word?
I would never tell.

6. Please take a moment of shameless self-promotion:
Everybody needs to buy The Lost Duke of Wyndham, out on May 27, because my
sister says it’s the second-best book I’ve ever written.

So, JQ fans, which novel is her best?

Words That Sound Dirty But Aren’t

I’m a word nerd, which is probably a surprise to no one. My favorite words are ones that sound dirty but aren’t—and the ones I can’t say or hear without giggling. For example: Bangkok or Pianist. Hee hee!

During freshmen year in college, my friends and I kept an ongoing list taped to my friend Will’s door. I published this mini list in It’s My Pleasure, and I’m ashamed to say that I lost the full list. So add to this one!

Dictum
Volvo
Rectory
Kumquat
Asinine
Crotchety
Sirloin
Masticate
Sacrament
Ramification
Gaelic
Bangkok
Penal
Pianist
Shiitake
Pusillanimous
Hormones

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